Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Ok porn-ch stars

People of the paunch.. Its time to check out how much pork has been purged..

First to weigh in with a steady improvement and taking him sub the ton.. which is always a good figure to be under.. Tommy the Elwood Mauler at 99Kgs..

Next up Waysell.. Can she equal the maulers steady start?? Waysell messaged in with a south heading total.. which is the way forward- an impressive 2Kgs loss. Edging even closer to the birthday goal of 67Kgs at a new streamlined 73 Kgs.. well done waysell the highest percentage looser this week. you win a trip to Mac Donalds and a 6 pack of beer..

Carlos the old "seacow" was next up, showing a improvement of 2Kgs a good effort at removing some of the Yuletide turkey.. He's just about seen the parsons nose off with that one.. weighing in at 103Kgs.. The seacow has vowed a higher temperance level this week.. and is "talking up" a bigger improvement next week.. to assist in attaining his end of March interim target of 92Kgs..

Jimmy "the hobbit" has posted steady.. remaining at 105kgs.. despite his last ditched desperate attempt to purge some paunch.. he even washed his feet to help decrease the dough. And has vowed more SUP action down to middle park this week..

The Elwood Stig (soon to be the Elwood stick) has decided scientifically that if he does enough exercise he will loose weight.. with this in mind he will be reporting his steps
And finally Maloolaba's man of magic.. keeping it honest and trying to close the gap by gaining 1Kg to sneak in at 97kgs what a sporting chap he is.. a true team player

Sunday, January 11, 2009

And your contestants are

So here we go Monday 12th Jan 09...

In the blue corner Tricky Dicky all the way from moloolaba sunshine coast weighing in at 96kgs heading for his cycling fit 87 kgs

Thomas R the "Elwood Mauler" renowned for wrestling car thieves and other nare do wells, weighing in at a even 100Kgs target 87 Kgs

Jimmy "The Hobbit" Foster weighing in at 105Kgs looking at achieving a 7kg loss to get to a fighting weight of 98Kgs

Carlos "sea cow" Vickers weighing in at 105 Kgs ideal fighting weight 85 Kgs (no point aiming low and missing)

Well done "Waysell" for braving the wrath and scorn of your peers.. coming back from a recent bout with pregnancy, where she beat the young contender Harry the Miester , boxing out of the same stable as the "Elwood Mauler" Weighing in at 75ykgs with a target of 67 kgs by the next birthday??

And finally.. we have the Elwood Stig... man of mystery.. who is this lone man of the paunch the crowd ask.. weighing in at kgs.. will the the crowd ever be able to unmask this man who hides in the shadows.. who is he they ask?? but only once his target weight has been reached will his true identity be revealed

Weigh-in's will posted every Monday and hopefully I will work out a way display a graph of everyone's progress.

I suggest telling as many people as possible of this website to make the idea of public ridicule and derision to much to handle..

Eyes down for your first week of salad, celery and temperance . ( the later is already looking Pie in the sky)