Sunday, January 18, 2009

Ok porn-ch stars

People of the paunch.. Its time to check out how much pork has been purged..

First to weigh in with a steady improvement and taking him sub the ton.. which is always a good figure to be under.. Tommy the Elwood Mauler at 99Kgs..

Next up Waysell.. Can she equal the maulers steady start?? Waysell messaged in with a south heading total.. which is the way forward- an impressive 2Kgs loss. Edging even closer to the birthday goal of 67Kgs at a new streamlined 73 Kgs.. well done waysell the highest percentage looser this week. you win a trip to Mac Donalds and a 6 pack of beer..

Carlos the old "seacow" was next up, showing a improvement of 2Kgs a good effort at removing some of the Yuletide turkey.. He's just about seen the parsons nose off with that one.. weighing in at 103Kgs.. The seacow has vowed a higher temperance level this week.. and is "talking up" a bigger improvement next week.. to assist in attaining his end of March interim target of 92Kgs..

Jimmy "the hobbit" has posted steady.. remaining at 105kgs.. despite his last ditched desperate attempt to purge some paunch.. he even washed his feet to help decrease the dough. And has vowed more SUP action down to middle park this week..

The Elwood Stig (soon to be the Elwood stick) has decided scientifically that if he does enough exercise he will loose weight.. with this in mind he will be reporting his steps
And finally Maloolaba's man of magic.. keeping it honest and trying to close the gap by gaining 1Kg to sneak in at 97kgs what a sporting chap he is.. a true team player

1 comment:

  1. Well done one & all!!! Bit of campaign going on across the pond too. Marky Mark AKA The Woodstar AKA The Wilson AKA Woodrow AKA Woody AKA Doodlehead has managed a tidy 3kgs which only leaves 4kgs to go. Sophie AKA The Hoph has managed 3.3kgs with a whopping 7.4kgs to go to return to her pre Heathrow Injection fighting weight. The Spirit is with you from the Northern Hemisphere Lard Arses and together we will get there. Spare a thought for those of us knuckling down on a diet of celery in the sleet & snow. Much love to all! The Hoph. xxxx

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